Sunday, January 30, 2011

Adventures with Toaster Strudel

Okay, so I said I would post every week....




... it kind of didn't happen. Sorry? I just didn't have anything to blog about. Seriously. What was I going to write about? My adventures in doing absolutely nothing? Or my life as a nocturnal bum? Sound incredibly boring, even to me and I'm the one living it!

Anyway, I finally corrected my sleeping schedule. I only slept an approximate amount of three hours before going to court (no, I did not get arrested... seriously) and then spent the day walking in the sun. I would give details, but ehhhh...

So that night, I knocked out at 9 PM, and woke up the next day at 12 PM, which is a lot better than 3/4/5 pm, believe you me! So I've been continuing the pattern in hope that my sleep schedule is somewhat normal by the time the Spring Semester starts.

Heh. Me and "Normal" in the same sentence. It's hilarious!

I've also started writing again, which is fucking awesome for me. My vocabulary has started showing up again (it made a brief recession) and my strange sentence OCD has once again flared up, so I hope to be done with a rough draft by the end of this week. After that I just need to beat my writing into submission (it sounds painful, don't it?) and then to edit, polish, bronze and shine my final draft. (Although, knowing myself, I probably won't finish with the editing until after the polishing and that will just screw up the bronzing and I'll end up having to spit-shine, which might not end well...)

During this awful, inconvenient stint as a creature of the night, I have been entertaining myself by reading The Devil's Panties (Not Satanic Porn), which is hilarious webcomic! I love it! It's made me stay up 'til five AM reading. Seriously. The link is in the Click-A-Link section. It awesome. : )

Also, Toaster Strudel is awesome. :D

Okay, must leave. The apples are calling! (For some reason I've gained a strange fascination with apples, blackberries and Toaster Strudel, I'm not sure why... Hmmmm....)

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Soul-Eating Lawyers and Spartacus

Gosh, I have not posted in awhile. Which is really weird, considering that I have not been doing anything since the new year. My mid-January resolution- post at least once a week! Lol!

Although, recently, I have been abusing Tumblr, for some unknown reason. The shine is rubbing off real fast, though. I still like it, it's like Twitter- but a blog! Lol

Anyway, since I have absolutely nothing to do during the intersession semester at my college, I am not doing anything academic related. Apparently, my house took this opportunity to decide to devour my soul. Literally.

Okay, maybe that shouldn't be taken so literally, but it's bad and getting even badder! I have this habit of going to sleep at 4 AM and waking up at 2 PM or even later! I'm becoming nocturnal, which is absolutely not a good thing since I cannot do shit during the unholy hours of the morning. Thankfully, I can fall asleep before the ass-crack of dawn, but this is doing me no good. Bleh. I mean, I like sunrise and all, but I hate being awake for it. I'd rather have it videotaped and watch it at my leisure.

Truthfully, I cannot wait for the Spring Semester to start. So I have a reason to actually get out of my nocturnal shell. I mean, my friends can only go so far, because I love you guys (people I actually know, in person) but I refuse to see or be in contact with you for 12 hours straight. I'm sure you would not either! So don't look at me like that! I still love you, though! : D

Back to the real problem... someone make me stop!! : / I don't like being nocturnal! The only reason for me to be nocturnal is if I were a vampire- but vampires don't exist! I'm blurring the realms of reality and imagination and I blame my soul-eating house. I'm becoming soulless, kind of like a... Gosh, might as well become a lawyer. I mean, I'm slowly being drained of my soul, whilst immoral and having no values, and I'm already a bit of a whore... yeah. Law school here I come?

On other news: I finally hooked up my WiFi! Yay! So I can play my iPod games without having to hold it up in a awkward neck-killing position near the window! And now the neighbors won't look at me with those black "WTF" faces! All is good in the realm! Unicorns may drink alcohol and Santa Claus is real for the next three hours!

Recently, I have acquired a taste for HBO and Showtime programming. I've been marathon-watching True Blood in quick succession and yesterday I started with Spartacus: Blood and Sand, which is an epic show! All of you must watch it or I shall take the booze away from the unicorns!

Gosh, lack of sleep has gotten to me.


I don't hate any of you all! Kinda. : P

Monday, January 3, 2011


"Bitch, I'm a Spartan! Bitch, I'm a Spartan! Bitch, I'm a Spartan!

It means I don't give a fuck!"

Anyway, after that musical interlude (courtesy of my new favorite rapper, Keys), it's fucking cold. Like non-california cold. I'm okay with the rain (I love rain!) but the cold pisses me off. As I type this at 1 am on January 3rd, it is 46 degree Fahrenheit. I hate it. Coldest winter I can remember (although, truthfully, I didn't pay much attention to the weather last winter, decathlon and all) and it's pissing me off.

Although the pissed off thing might have to do with David getting me sick, but whatever. Lol! I hate getting sick but I guess it's better now than in Summer. That happened once and I hated it! It's 90+ degrees and you can't do shit, trapped in your hell hole of an apartment and hyped up on gatorade... Gugh. Pisses me off, it does.

Happy New Year, by the way! Although, I started off the year pretty fucking bad... I haven't stepped outside my house (a combination of sickness and rain) and doing nothing but reading and a TrueBlood marathon. It's all good, though.

I recently read that Rainy left us. Sadface. : (

But I understand. I wish her the absolute best, and sadly we can't keep in contact 'cause she never gave an email (facebook, twitter, tumblr, etc.) and that sucks! (Rainy, if you're reading this- hint!hint!)

Okay, people. It's cold. Not typing anymore.

Lots of not-hate! : P Hahaha!