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Sunday, January 1, 2012

Boycott Reality Television; It's Fucking Stupid

So it's a new year. It's 2012, and it found me the way it always does; eating. I was enjoying a warm cinnamon buñuelo, made fresh yesterday, with a cup of cold apple cider. At this point, it's practically a family tradition. I hope all of you had a great time, regardless of what you did, be it getting plastered, spending time with family, or grooming your cats.

This blog post will not be about New Year's Eve, however. No; this post will be about something that pisses me off to no end. Something, that for anyone that knows me, I bitch about all the fucking time:

Reality Television.

I hate reality television with the passion of a thousand burning suns. And I don't mean competition shows like America's Next Top Model or RuPaul's Drag Race, which I don't personally watch, but don't seem to bad. I mean the stupid shows that follow around equally stupid people and their petty drama. Drama which, honestly, I do not understand why anyone gives a shit.

Yes, people. I'm talking about shows like Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Jersey Shore. These shows are about people who are not even marginally important in any way. Kim Kardashian, for example, who does absolutely nothing at all, and got famous off a pornographic video. Honestly, society? Are you fucking serious? Why are we giving someone so distasteful enough to display herself in such a shameful manner, then market herself to the world with said sex tape. Is that all anyone has to do? Film themselves having sex, release the tape, voila! They're famous?

It's stupid. How many of these people who shame pornographic actors, who can be considered the world's worst kept secret (everyone knows about them, but talking about them is taboo!), turn around and applaud Kim Kardashian taking a shit? A woman who is famous for exactly the same thing: taking a dick in front of a camera.

Seriously, I want to know. Why are they important? The "Guidos" on Jersey Shore. They do nothing except make fucking fools of themselves on Cable Television, and then endorse some fucking clothing line which the people gobble up like fucking starved maniacs. It's pathetic. It's stupid. And I don't fucking understand why people don't realize this?

(Note: "Guido" is considered a racial slur toward Italian Americans; do you think this makes MTV racist?)

These idiots do absolutely nothing for society; they're not doctors, they don't work, they're not artists, I'm positive most of them can't hold a note to save their sad existence... Hell! They're not even athletes! Generally, I have a low opinion of athletes and their not doing anything for society, but they, at least, do something for their money. Some of them just get pregnant at an insanely early age and get a fucking television show. Really? What the fuck. All these people do is entertain the idiotic masses with a sham wedding or a fucked up relationship and fist fights and they make millions.

There is something seriously wrong here.

I brought this subject up because there has been a recent phenomenon through the net; the "Boycott Kim Kardashian" website, which is comprised of a lot of ideas I believe are true. Here's the link. If you are outraged by this, I would suggest you sigh this petition and pass it along.

Really, we should have a "Boycott Reality TV" movement.

It's fucking stupid.

P.S. I mostly blame people for liking that shit, but then again, I'm a misanthropist. LOL

Thanks for reading!

1 comment:

  1. Thank fucking GOD!Jesus christ its about time someone said this shit. If i was president, i would ban these stupid fuckin shows. Who seriously gives a fuck about the following:turtle man,ice road truckers,axe men, swamp men, and especially shit like ANIMAL HOARDERS and MOONSHINERS?!! Seriously, as metaphorical as it sounds, it really does seem like they're trying to gradually make everyone stupid...fuckin corporations man! Someone really needs to get a real petition for congress to rid tv of the shit that currently inhabits it. Id love to strangle these cocksucker producers that make all of this retarded rubbish. Id also like to create a holacaust for all the braindead twats and dipshits who watch it. The people staring in them should (in mass amounts) be thrown off cliffs into pools of magma bubbling out of a volcano!

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